Filozofie de moment #11

Kelu despre cum se manifesta femeile in pat:

Well, i've ranged from "TURN THE FUCKING NOISE DOWN!" to "Hey, want a magazine to go with my cock?"

Kelu despre ce isi doresc femeile: 

They need us to have the nerves to make them feel safe, to offer them a shoulder to cry on and a hard cock. Now, the real trick is how to deliver all in one package?

(Ok, ok, i might've messed up the order a bit; just to avoid being rude.)

Filozofie de moment #10

Kelu' pe chat: "Stii ca atunci cand ziceai ca le-ai vazut pe toate vine Dumniezo si-ti mai arata cate una... Ca El e de treaba si ne iubeste! Iti dai seama ce ipocrit si de kkt e prostu' daca ne-a facut dupa chipul si asemanarea lui ?"